Thursday, February 13, 2014

Word Pass

Take a bite of food.
Put down bowl with food in it.
Type in XXXX to unlock phone screen.
Set phone down. Type in XXXXXXXX to unlock computer screen.
Pick up bowl and take another bite.
Keep hold of bowl with left hand for the rest of the time.
Check text message and type out a long response with just one hand.
Set phone down and go to email on computer.
Type in XXXXXX to get on email.
Pick phone back up, unlock screen with XXXX.
Type another message in response to text just received.
Use right hand to feed self again from food in the bowl.
Back on the computer, go to Facebook and type XXXXXXXXXXXX.
Get bored quickly.
Go to Pinterest and type in XXXXXXX.
Scroll for a few minutes.
Take another bite.
Pick up phone, unlock it with XXXX.
Write another message.
Back to Pinterest.
Bored again.
Go to career services account to look for jobs.
Use password XXXXXXX to access account.
Pick phone back up and unlock screen with XXXX.
Write another text message.
Set phone down and stare at computer screen thinking about what to do next.

Get tired. Close computer. Leave phone. Vow to never return.

Come back 15 minutes later. Repeat.

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